What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 11:01
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Tea ?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : No
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : I don't drink
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
How do I become mentally strong?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Thank you.
He : I'm 24.
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Sure.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Because it's month of August.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.